Suzuki! That's Dumb!

Do you know how many exceptions there are in the English language? Please let me know if you have the exact number! I've never noticed how crazy our language is until trying to teach it to my daughter. There's I before E except after C. The plural of ox is oxen, yet most other plurals simply end with an S or ES. Should I use its, its', or it's? There, they're, or their? If all the letters are sounded out, shouldn't noise and noisy actually be pronounced identically? Why in the world should any E be silent? Our language is full of exceptions, accidentals, irregularities and constant change.
Luckily, I know of one thing that will never change. Hebrew 13:6 says, "Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever." He doesn't have exceptions, accidentals or irregularities. His word remains steady as a rock. His principles and moral values are unwavering. My responsibility is to become as He is, steadfast and firm in my faith and testimony. In this ever changing world, I am grateful that I know of one thing that will not change, my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.